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Broadcast and Recording Engineer turned Publisher. Life long member of Mensa.
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August 02

A Gift of Words

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LISA MALAY

It's empty, now
The town
Slowly purged of your memory
The voice, fainter on the airwaves
And people say "Who?"

Despite their loss
I keep it alive
Through tapes that play in my mind
Of sessions
Of laughter
Never one without the other
It lives on in my mind 

Clients and co-workers
Wrapped around your little finger 

I cannot forget
Your smile
Your wit
Your charm
Your laugh
Your talent
Your beauty
.
.
.
.
You 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LISA

May 10

The Power of a Smile and a Single Word

My Saturday morning list of errands usually takes me to Moon Valley Cleaners, where I trade this week's stains (and a bit of cash) for last week's wardrobe,  which should now be stain-free. I found them years ago when I ran out of clean clothes, and got tired of hearing, "You're a smart guy. You can figure out how the washing machine works."  HA! I was even smarter than that! Bill and Susie are happy to do my laundry--well, most of it.
 
And so it was that I presented myself at their counter this morning to make our weekly trade.  Standing next to me was a woman set to make her own trade. Just seeing her there reaffirmed my choice. I'll bet she knows how to work a washing machine, yet she comes here to have it done. I knew this was a very smart woman.
 
They brought my pressed shirts and pants and hung them on the rack so that they were between me and my smart fellow customer. I gave over the money, and the attendant disappeared to make change. While he was gone, I casually looked over the shirt hanging on the outside of the bundle to make sure the stains were gone. It had been a spaghetti day when I wore it last. The smart woman looked at the shirt, too, and then turned to me, flashed the largest smile I'd seen all week and said, "Snappy!"
 
The world seemed to move in slow motion, and I was transported back to high school and the day a girl I didn't know stopped me in the hall to tell me I had beautiful eyes. I remember my reply as if it was yesterday. As I was picking up my dropped books I said, "Herfel snork baraaak gleep!"  I never saw that girl again.  This time it would be different. I'm not a pimply-faced teenager, I'm a seasoned, well-spoken gentleman, and I  am capable of saying something profound.  I was horrified to hear the words that tumbled out of my face. "This ole thing?"
 
Her smile was still there, and I saw in it the smile of a dear friend, now departed, and whom I miss terribly. The likeness was uncanny, and "Snappy" is a word she would have used comfortably.  I realized I had been given a great gift, and my spirit has soared all day because of a smile and a single word.
 
My transaction was complete, and I grabbed my bundle of clothes, stuffed my change in my pocket, smiled and said, "See ya."
 
"See ya," she said.
 
I hope I do.
March 25

Introducing Professor Stan

   9780979467219  
I'm pleased to announce the publication of Easy Times: A Beginning Multiplication Tutorial.
 
It's an interactive, self-study audio CD designed to teach the times tables (ones through twelves) to elementary students, and was produced for homeschooled children, or any child who needs extra help learning them. Easy Times is also a great gift for grandchildren.
 
In a comfortable, easy style, Professor Stan leads the memorization exercises as he covers multiplying by zero, the commutative property of multiplication, and the concept of a dozen. Professor Stan is already hard at work on Summing Up, an addition tutorial set for August release.
 
No one is more connected to local homeschool networks than a homeschooling parent. If you are one, and would like to distribute Easy Times to your circle of friends, click HERE for a special offer.
 
If you are interested in a single copy, please send me a note by clicking HERE.  You will be billed through PayPal, and, as always, I will pay all shipping costs.
 
 
March 06

Coleman vs. Gore

Swimming against the tide that is Albert Gore, Jr.'s Global Warming river, I have found a clarion voice in the wilderness.  John Coleman is a meteorologist, and founder of The Weather Channel. He, a real scientist, unencumbered by the need for government grants, has some interesting things to say. For instance, Gore's movie claims that there has been a one-degree increase in global temperature over the past century, and he further claims that this is an alarming rate of change, yet Coleman can cite statistics that show a one-degree decrease overall in just the past year. If rate of change is important. like Al says, wouldn't this be one-hundred times more important because it happened in 1/100th of the time?
 
Weather scientist Coleman claims that Gore is a fraud, and is perpetuating a myth and profiting from it by selling his carbon-credit snake oil. On television yesterday, I heard him say that Brother Al should be sued for fraudulent schemes, which would either force him to prove that what he is preaching is true, or discredit his message and expose him for the fearmonger that he is.
 
Nice breaststroke, John. Glad to have you swimming alongside.
 
 
 
February 22

A Giant In a 32 Short

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Former Arizona Governor and WWII POW Evan Mecham has died at age 83.  He downplayed his heroic behavior and his escape from a Nazi prison after his P-51 Mustang was shot down over Germany. If the events affected him, he did not show it.  After the war, he came home, educated himself in Business Management and Economics, married, built businesses, reared seven children, stole my Cross pen, and became Governor of Arizona against powerful odds.  Stole your pen?????  Well, not really. Not on purpose. 

Let's start at the beginning. In the mid-1980s, I operated a recording studio that specialized in the production of radio commercials. One day, I received a call from a radio sales rep who told me of a car dealer client of hers who needed commercials produced. The arrangements were made, and five minutes before the appointed session, a small man entered my studio. I was ready, and after two reads of the commercial he wrote, he approved it, and was gone. My joke was that he showed up early, and was gone by the time he was supposed to arrive. He paid the invoice I sent, and I figured I'd never hear from him again.

Next month, same thing. And the next month, and the next month, and...well, you get the picture. He became a regular. When time permitted, we visited. We respected each other's time, and I found myself wishing I had a hundred Ev Mechams as clients. He always ended his commercials with the line, "If you can't deal with Mecham, you just can't deal!"  Truer words were never spoken.

It was years before cell phones were on every hip, and one day, Ev needs to make a few calls after our session, so he asks to borrow my office for privacy. I had recording appointments after him, and my office time was usually relegated to the hours before 8AM, and after 6PM. The balance of my time was spent in the studio, or the duplication facility seeing to the client needs that defined my business existence. That evening, I found a note on my desk from Ev thanking me for the use of my office. "You were busy when I had to leave. Thanks," it read.

Some days later, I couldn't find my gold Cross pen. I'd had it for ten years, and its only significance was that I found it on the day Elvis Presley died when I showed up for work at NBC. It was laying on the audio console. I hated to have anything of the sort laying where it could impede the smooth operation of long-throw faders, so I began a concerted effort to find its owner to admonish the behavior. No one claimed it, so at the end of the shift, it was mine. Now, after using it to sign every major document in ten years, it was missing. I thought I had lost it, or it had fallen into the garbage. It could  have been anywhere.

Two months later, Ev is on the phone to me. I think he's arranging his next recording session, but instead, he asks me if I am missing a gold Cross pen. By then, I had nearly forgotten it, but I told him that I was missing my pen. 

"When I used your office to make some calls, I must have picked up yours," he said.  "I have one just like it, and I just found mine. I'll return yours."  I figured he'd bring it to our next session, but Ev surprised me. In thirty minutes, he was in my lobby returning my pen. "These things can have sentimental value, I know. I didn't want you to wait."

Two years later, he announced he was running for governor of Arizona, and he asked me if I had some time to produce some radio commercials for his campaign. I said, "Ev? You remember when you returned my pen that you had mistaken for yours?"

"Yes," he said.

"I want a guy with that level of honesty and integrity in office. Schedule all the time you need, and consider it a campaign contribution from me."

He went on to win against a long-time legislator who assumed that  it was his turn to win, and after his defeat, he organized his political machine against Ev, which resulted in one of the ugliest political times Arizona state government has ever endured.

In recent years, Ev suffered from Alzheimer's disease. I miss our visits, but I am relieved that his earthly torment has ended.  After his contributions to country, state, city, and family, he deserved a gentler end. Rest in peace, my friend.  

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